Oh heck... Here is the warning..
TOOOOO MUCH INFORMATION TO FOLLOW!!!!

When we were last being miserable , I was under the impression that my body had geared up for an all out end of cycle fun and games...

nope.

Oddly enough... if I wasn't so absolutely sure of it... I'd say I was in the early stages of labour. And no... the chances of pregnancy are at about ohhhhh 0%.
I'm giving it until the weekend... and then I might, MIGHT, go and see someone about it.
might.

That is IT!

I am officially done with trying to figure out my body!
Cripes... I've been 'charting' for the last year in order to document some of the totally out of control impulses in my life.... ahem.... I mean when I lose it and figure I can blame it on hormones.
That said.
You'd think I'd have it down by now?
NOPE.
According to conventional wisdom, I'd have a fairly good idea between ovulatory issues and the end of the cycle fun and games .... right?
WRONG.
Yeesh.
I thought long and hard about even saying anything, due to the fact that I have a few friends in the midst of conception hell. =(
But really! In the last three months I've had what would be termed as a moderate hemorrhage, followed by a cycle of two weeks. Back to what I'd like to think of as a few 'normal cycles' ... And then this week, when I do not expect to have the end of the cycle to show up.
And it does.


AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!