Think about it...

After four years of dating,
two years of engagement purgatory
and eight years of marriage...

Your wife is allergic to purple grapes.
Hence one of the reasons she has not drank red wine more than twice in the entire time you two have been an "item".

DO NOT GIVE HER FRUIT JUICE WITH PURPLE GRAPES IN IT.

It makes her sick.
Very sick.
Want to die sick.
And this all could have been prevented if the man had read the ingredients list...
Grumble, gripe, howl with rage between nausea induced heaves.

By the way, for those who are actually in wedded bliss.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TECHIE FRIEND AND HER HUSBAND!!!
Sorry! I forgot until I went to scribble on the calendar this evening.