An open letter to the children of the neighborhood.
Is my home on fire?
Is the home next to this one on fire?
Is your home on fire?
Are you, yourself on fire?
Is there a bully chasing you?
Is a bully chasing one of your friends?
Are you a bully scared of getting caught, so you are at my door?
Is the racoon in sight?
I was under assumption it was caught on the day it wandered into the area.
Is there a rabid animal chasing you?
Is there an animal that is chasing you?
Are you scared of the squirrel and want us to not continue to feed it peanuts?
Then do not ring my doorbell seventeen times in sucession.
-and no I do not want to buy the same fundraising thing that they are expecting my Kindergarten son to sell too!
grumble
Is the home next to this one on fire?
Is your home on fire?
Are you, yourself on fire?
Is there a bully chasing you?
Is a bully chasing one of your friends?
Are you a bully scared of getting caught, so you are at my door?
Is the racoon in sight?
I was under assumption it was caught on the day it wandered into the area.
Is there a rabid animal chasing you?
Is there an animal that is chasing you?
Are you scared of the squirrel and want us to not continue to feed it peanuts?
Then do not ring my doorbell seventeen times in sucession.
-and no I do not want to buy the same fundraising thing that they are expecting my Kindergarten son to sell too!
grumble
posted by k.thedoula at 16:27
2 Comments:
HAHAHA!! Like the new neighborhood?? Really though - aside from the "knock knock ginger" How is it? I send all that kindergarten crap back where it came from...PAC buggers can't guilt me!
Gosh...17 times???
Check this out, at least these aren't your neighbours.
http://mimilou.blogspot.com/2006/10/desperate-doll-house-wives-we-gave.html
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