*note to self...
When finally feeling a little more human after the stale puke infested morning you woke up to.... after getting the bedding, child and room stripped of the vomit and the washer started (with extra rinse cycles!)... smallest monster ensconced in her crib. Monster #2 and the one who puked in the middle of the night, but forgot to get anyone and went back to sleep child (#1) vegging out in front of a DVD.... you go and have a shower. Also cleaning up the detruis of the bath that had to happen... You finally have on clean clothes and are feeling good.
Do not try and empty the central vac canister.
Do not try and do so in the basement... When the monsters are conscious.
Do not think that monster #2 won't get into the flour and greet you with "look mommy, it snowing!"
Do not think that the dog would be smart enough to get away from the mayhem.
Do not try and be the "good mom on the pd day off from school and do crafts with feathers....
Just go about your day in dirty pj's and hope that your husband comes home early.
Eventually I'll get around to downloading the photo of the md walking with a feather... can't fly, but she sure can walk with it. Guess there really was some magic in that feather!
Any magic to bring back the baby?
sigh...
Do not try and empty the central vac canister.
Do not try and do so in the basement... When the monsters are conscious.
Do not think that monster #2 won't get into the flour and greet you with "look mommy, it snowing!"
Do not think that the dog would be smart enough to get away from the mayhem.
Do not try and be the "good mom on the pd day off from school and do crafts with feathers....
Just go about your day in dirty pj's and hope that your husband comes home early.
Eventually I'll get around to downloading the photo of the md walking with a feather... can't fly, but she sure can walk with it. Guess there really was some magic in that feather!
Any magic to bring back the baby?
sigh...


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