So very, very sick...

I can barely breathe. My neck looks like I swallowed golf balls. I feel like crap and was up for all but about an hour or two coughing.
Monster #1 came downstairs feeling kinda iffy.
I'm not keen on taking him to school, monster #2 puked on Monday and was fine by yesterday morning... so the track record of going to school and throwing up is already set.

Don't know what to do. Have half an hour to figure it all out.

I want to curl up in bed and DIE.
great. just great.