mymomtoldmenottoblog: Wonders will never cease.






Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Wonders will never cease.

CPC finally admitted to husband she needs some help.
FAST! They are taking the RHA childbirth classes.... retch.

First thing he told her was to burn the WTEWYE. BURN IT!
Next apparently is my job to give her information... like no you don't have to have an episiotomy.

guess things are getting relevant to her.

I want to mock her so badly... the OFP hints were not taken. What am I supposed to do with that one? huh?!

Wish my luck. Any suggestions of what to give her other than the usual, OFP OFP OFP you silly girl! Much appreciated.

I'm going to highly recommend that she get a doula with the understanding that she will probably get an epidural (doc downplayed the tattoo issue.... he is a dumbass in my books! DO NOT LIE TO YOUR PATIENTS!). She is also under the impression that she will be induced and a "necessary" c/s may happen as well.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Can't breathe.


WHY ARE WOMEN SUBJECTED TO THIS CRAP?

WHY WHY WHY?!

*On a side note, she said that she did not want a c/s and her doc brushed that comment off.
I remember telling my doc that it wouldn't be necessary with monster #1.
He made a point of bringing that up while they were cutting into me.
Like he "told me so".

I hate that man.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jenn said...

Sit her down with me....i'm dying to take my general frustration out on someone...
you know the cruelest joke of all? women who are taking fertility drugs experience the same emotional highs and lows that other women feel durring a cycle, but bigger...the highs are higher and the lows are lower...why then does the biggest low have to come at the same time as the obvious news that for yet another month the drugs failed???
just mean.
So bring her on...she wants to complain about pregnancy or childbirth or lack of "me time"...i'll eat her ALIVE!!!

9:13 AM  

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