Have pity...

In less than twelve hours the in laws come... with birthday gift for monster #2. And hopefully not too much attitude.
In about 24 hours the brother arrives in this province.
Now, if I were truely evil. I mean really cruel miserable must grow up evil....
I'd give a quick little call to the local gendarmerie.
I am not evil. If money were involved?.... Nope had to think there... not that evil.
So have pity on me. Especially if my mother makes good on her "we might come in and go to the zoo" ....
The games have begun... here is hoping we make it to the closing ceremonies! sigh....