Ask for a surgeon, get a scar!

In this case... A woman was left to her own devices, with an 'untrained' captain.

Cripes OB's spend how long training so they can slice you in half to get a breech baby out?

I'll take a Shrimp boat captain any day!
Ask a surgeon to take care of you... of course they are going to whip out their scalpel to help you out with that footling breech!
bah...